That is unless you're Brendon Lemon, Staff Writer for the Eastern Echo (the Eastern Michigan University paper), in a great satirical article: Pfizer finally frees nearly 2,500 servants
The article features "interviews" at local watering holes including:
"I got this cool hat today," said Randal Mondroff while holding up a large mass of aluminum foil, he is a clinical researcher with a Ph.D. from Columbia, "now that I don't have to work, this keeps the CIA from reading my brain."
Thanks for the laughs Brendon!
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